Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc. 
• Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan. 
• The fifth commandment is "humour thy father and mother". 
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. 
• Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's. 
• Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony. 
• The pope lives in a vacuum. 
• The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick. 
• Iran is the Bible of the Moslems. 
• A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible. 
• Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges. 
• The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned. 
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 
• It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.