 "Am I the only person who's been tempted to light the little wick on top of a beret?" Paul Merton |  |
PREVIOUS "THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK"
 There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? |
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 "It seems that the world is divided into good & bad people. The good ones sleep better whilst the bad ones enjoy the waking hours much more." Woody Allen |
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 I can only be nice to one person per day & today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too promising either! |
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 "Yes, but that apart, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?" |
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 "I like to start the day with a smile - so I can get it over with early!" |
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 "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it!" |
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